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Below are the 13 most recent journal entries recorded in JOEY MILLIONS aka MISTER MEROE's LiveJournal:

Saturday, August 14th, 2004
6:48 pm
THATS 5 HUNDRED THOUSAND MILLION NIGGA!
R. KELLY SAID "THIS IS FOR THE GIRLS WHO LIKE THE "d"...MEANING "DICK" WHY DONT YOU JUST SAY DICK YOU FUCKING ORPHAN? WHAT ARE YOU LIKE 9? YOU CAN FUCK A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL BUT YOU CANT SAY "DICK"...WHAT A FUCKING TWAT. ANYWAYS I WENT TO THIS CLUB LAST NITE AND MY HOMEBOY FROM HIGHSCHOOL WAS WORKING THE DOOR SO I GOT IN AHEAD OF THE LINE, I FELT LIKE SUCH A PIMP. "DONT BE HATIN!" IM OUTTA HERE IM GONNA GO EAT SOME SPAGHETTI CUZ IM POOR. ANYWAYS I AINT A WRESTLA BUT ILL PUT YA BITCH IN A BOSTON CRAB.
Monday, July 12th, 2004
10:18 pm
CRUNK DENTAL PRODUCTS
I GOT NEW GOLD FRONTS, THEY HAVE DIAMOND CUTS ON THE CANINE TEETH AND ALONG THE BOTTOM OF THE 4 FRONT TEETH, I WAS GONNA WRITE SOMETHING ON THEM, BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT WAS LITTLE OVER THE TOP (HAHA AS IF GOLD FRONTS ARENT ALREADY "OVER THE TOP")... I BEEN MAKING BEATS ON FRUITY LOOPS LATELY AND GETTING REALLY REALLY GOOD AT IT, AM I THE NEXT KANYE? MAYBAY! HAHA (GET IT? KAN YE / MAY BAY? :/ NO?...) ANYWAYS, MY BEATS START AT 5 MILLION DOLLARS AND I KEEP ALL THE RIGHTS TO THEM. CAPEEEESH? (THATS MISSPELLED BUT I DONT CARE) SPEAKING OF CAPISCE, WWW.NJGUIDO.COM IS HILARIOUS, PLEASE GO THERE, ITS GREAT. HOLLER AT ME. MY GRAF VIDEO WILL BE OUT SOON, IN THE MEANTIME CHECK OUT NYSM I WOULD GIVE YOU A LINK AND SHIT BUT I DUNNO ANYTHING ABOUT WHEN ITS COMING OUT BUT ANYWAY, SEND THEM LETTER ABOUT HOW THEY SHOULD PUT MY GRAF SECTION IN. PEACE.


-JJ WILLIAMS TRILLIONS
Tuesday, June 8th, 2004
6:19 pm
YO WORD.
TODAY MY SISTER WAS BITCHING AT ME ABOUT CALLING GATEWAY TO FIX THE CD BURNER FOR THE COMPUTER...AND I REALIZED THAT YELLING "SHUTUUUUUP BIIIIITCH" OVER AND OVER IN A LOUD MONOTONE VOICE IS VERY EFFECTIVE IN SHUTTING NIGGAS UP. WORD...I WANNA GO TO HAWAII. I WAS DRIVING BACK HOME FROM BOSTON OVER THE WEEKEND AND THAT JON B. SONG CAME ON AND IT REMINDED ME OF JASON [NO HOMO] "THIS FISHWAAATERRRRR IT REEEEALLLYYYY STINKKKKS" HAHAHAHA.
Friday, November 14th, 2003
4:48 pm
I AM SO FUCKING BORED
YO IM SO BORED ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY, I STARTED THIS WEEKEND OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT BY WAKING UP DUMB LATE, USUALLY I LIKE TO WAKE UP AROUND 9-10AM SO I CAN PLAN WHAT IM GONNA DO THAT NIGHT OR SATURDAY OR WHATEVER, BUT TODAY I WOKE UP AT LIKE 3PM, WHICH SUCKS BECAUSE ITS ALREADY ALMOST DARK AND I DIDNT GET TO GO OUTSIDE AND SMOKE MY CASUAL "ITS A BEATIFUL SUNNY DAY" CIGGARETTE, WINTER IS MAD DEPRESSING, ITS TRUE, I WISH IT WAS SUMMER ALREADY, CUZ THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT WINTER IS THAT I GET TO FLOSS ALL MY FLY ASS JACKETS...IN THE SUMMER YOU CAN PASS OUT DRUNK ANYWHERE AND WAKE UP THE NEXT DAY LIKE "AHHHHH TIME TO GO HOME". DO THAT SHIT IN THE WINTER TIME AND ITS LIKE "YO WHERE'D MY DICK GO?" AND YOUR NAVY BLUE AND YOU CANT OPEN YOUR EYES AND YOU FEEL ALL MUMMIFIED AND SHIT, NOT THAT THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME, BUT IM JUST ASSUMING THATS WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE. MY CAT IS MAD FUCKING OLD. HE'S LIKE 25 (IM SERIOUS) BUT HE'S STILL MAD ACTIVE AND HE JUMPS AROUND AND SHIT, AND HE'S A BLACK CAT, WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE HE'S THE WORK OF SATAN HIMSELF, LAST I HEARD CATS LIVE TO BE LIKE 20 AND IF THEY LIVE THAT LONG THEN THEY'RE ALL LETHARGIC AND SHIT, NOT MY CAT, NO WAY, THAT NIGGA DOES TRIPLE JUMPS AND WALKS ON WALLS AND KILLS ROACHES AND SCRATCHES SHIT AND BITCHES WHEN HE WANTS FOOD AND WATER AND ALL THAT. I HAVE A GRAFFITI VIDEO IN THE WORKS FOR ALL THOSE INTERESTED...YEAH SO ON THAT NOTE IM AUDI, I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING TONIGHT, BUT IM GONNA GET AN INCREDIBLY HIGH PAYING JOB AND GET AN H5 (CUZ H2'S ARE PLAYED OUT) YEAH NIGGA$ HOLLA @ ME. LOL


JOEY MILLION$ MLB '04
IS ANYBODY LISTENING?

Current Mood: blah
Thursday, November 13th, 2003
11:21 pm
3AT M@D VICOD!NZ YO!
........YO JASON JUST REMINDED ME OF THE FUCKING RUBIX CUBE ANALOGY, FOR YOU NONBELIEVERS JASON HAD THE ILLEST CRAZIEST FUNNIEST BEST ANECDOTE EVER IN THE HISTORY OF FRIENDSHIP IN THE WORLD. AND ITS SAVED ON MY OLD COMPUTER WHICH IS DISMANTLED AND HIBERNATING UNDER MY BED, IM GONNA PUT IT TOGETHER JUST TO READ THAT SHIT AGAIN AND DIE LAUGHING. SON SO MUCH CRAZY SHIT HAPPENED IN LIKE A PERIOD OF A COUPLE YEARS, MAYBE BECAUSE ME AND JASON SPENT OUR FORMATIVE YEARS TOGETHER (NO HOMO) BUT ANYWAYS, THE SUPERKICK IN MY DRIVEWAY, THE RUBIX CUBE, THE DVST8S, THE BITCH SINGING ON THE TAPE, THE EASY CHICK TURNING ME DOWN, "GETCHA SHIT", "COCK!,I LOVE COCK!", AGUA AND BUBBLES, GRAND THEFT AUTO'S "MAD DIESEL" CAR EXPLOSIONS, THE OLD SCHOOL IM'S (IWATERHEAD & WEAZLL), COLLEGE SLAM, MK3, ROYAL RUMBLE AND THE CHOKE SHIMMY, THE TRIPLE H CUMSHOT, SIFL & OLLY, JUDY,ALLEY,SARA,SUMMER ALL THAT GOOD SHIT. HOLLA BACK. HOWS THAT FOR A MAD LONG RUN-ON INSIDE JOKE?! TAKE THAT! TAKE THAT!


DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?
JOEY MILLIONES YEAH YEAH
MLBTEAM20000THREETOFOURRRRRR

Current Mood: remeniscing. check the spellin
Tuesday, November 4th, 2003
8:58 pm
I WANNA PEE ON YOU#$%^
YO IM MAD BORED...YO WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS FRONT LIKE THEY DONT MASTURBATE? I GET LAID LIKE DAILY AND I STILL FIND TIME TO SHARE AN INTIMATE ENCOUNTER WITH MY RIGHT HAND...NAHMEAN? MOTHERFUCKERS ALWAYS ACT LIKE THAT MEANS YOUR DESPERATE, LIKE IF YOU MASTURBATE YOU DONT GET PUSSY...THATS BULLSHIT SON, JERKING OFF IS LIKE WORKING OUT FOR YOUR DICK, ITS LIKE DOING CHINUPS, EXCEPT WITH YOUR DICK...YERD? YO FOR REAL MY NIGGA LLOYD BANKS REALLY SOUNDS LIKE HE'S BORED TO DEATH EVERYTIME HE RAPS. BUT HE SAYS CLEVER SHIT LIKE "ILL PUT A RED DOT ON YOUR HEAD LIKE ITS PARTA YOUR RELIGION" YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING HOT? GRAFFITI VIDEOS...EVEN IF YOU AREN'T INTO GRAFF GO GET A GRAFF VIDEO IT'LL HYPE YOU THE FUCK UP. AIGHT IM OUTTA HERE I GOTTA GO DO SOME PAPERWORK, BY PAPERWORK I MEAN GO SMOKE A CIGGARETTE AND TRY TO BANG THE CHICK UPSTAIRS (AGAIN)...HOLLA BACK YOUNGN *TOOT*TOOT*


JOEY MILLION$
HOLDON!
TURN EVERYTHING OFF BRUH!
CHECK OUT MAH OUTFIET.
MLBTEAM03
Monday, November 3rd, 2003
12:59 pm
GORDY...
JU REDDY?
TOMA!
DICE!
PERREA BABY!
SOBETEO BABY!
TRA TRA BABY!
DJ GORDY BABY!
MANO ARRIBA BABY!
HASTA BAJO BABY!
ALGARETE BABY!
HECTOR TITO BABY!
TRA TRA BABY!
DJ GORDY BABY!
SOBETEO BABY!
MANO ARRIBA BABY!
PEGADITO BABY!
YO TE COJO BABY!
TRA TRA BABY!
TRA TRA BABY!

Current Mood: bouncy
Saturday, November 1st, 2003
9:46 pm
TASK FORCE TUESDAY
YO MAN, IM OUT TO THIS PARTY, IF THE SHIT SUCKS IMA BE UPSET. I GOT STRAIGHT LACED YESTERDAY, I WOKE UP AT LIKE 5PM. ITS ALL GOOD ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER NARROWLY AVOIDED HANGOVER...SHOUTOUT TO ESH IN MASS. HILOE, OP, AND ALL MY CATCH RECORDS FAMILIA. MOTHAFUCKA$. IM OUT




JOEY MILLIONS.
MLB TEAM 2003.

Current Mood: high
6:30 pm
RUN!! FUCK THAT, RUN!!
THIS SHIT IS SICK...GHOSTFACE & JADAKISS "RUN" THIS SONG EMBODIES WHAT ITS LIKE TO RUN FROM COPS...ESPECIALLY GHOSTFACES VERSE. THIS SHIT IS NUTS, DOWNLOAD THAT,

DAMN IM BORED AND SHIT RIGHT NOW. GET AT ME, PCPLSMYFRLEND.


HOP FENCES! JUMP OFFA BENCHES! WHEN YOU SEE ME COMIN GET THE FUCK OUT THE ENTRANCE! RUN! FUCK THAT! RUN! COPS GOT, GUNS! RUN!

Current Mood: drunk
Thursday, October 30th, 2003
11:27 pm
DP'S GOT THAT CRAZY SHIT
DAMN I JUST REDISCOVERED THIS DEAD PREZ SHIT. THESE NIGGAS ARE NUTS ITS LIKE IF MALCOLM X AND MOS DEF HAD TWO BABIES, THEY WOULD BE DEAD PREZ. THEY'RE CRAZY "RIGHTEOUS" (READ: RACIST)...BUT ANYWAYS THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS IS TO TELL YOU THAT IM LISTENING TO THEM RIGHT NOW AND THE LADY UPSTAIRS FROM ME LOOKS LIKE CAMERON DIAZ EXCEPT HOTTER AND IM GONNA SLAY THAT (AGAIN) AIGHT NIGGAS IM OUT YERD?

"HOW BOUT YOU THREE LADIES BEND OVER AND LET ME SLAP THOSE FAT ASSES?"
-TRACY MORGAN


JOEY MILLIONS
ITS BIGGER THAN
HIP HOP HIP HOP
10:23 pm
MY NIGGAS!
SOME NIGGAS THAT YOU DONT WANNA TRY!

YO FOR REAL MY MAN JASON HOOKED THIS UP AND IM REAL THIRSTY ON IT, I KNOW NIGGAS WILL LOVE READING ABOUT A STRAIGHT BUM LIKE ME. (SARCASM) THIS IS BASICALLY JUST TO MAKE A COUPLE NIGGAS LAUGH, AND CRY, AND HURL...

BAJA LO MOJITO.
10:11 pm
I WAS JUST THINKING
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT SHIT, AND I REALIZED THAT ITS REAL EASY TO MAKE MONEY IF YOU DO GRIMY SHIT. I KNOW THIS CHICK WHO MARRIED A CHINESE DUDE FOR 10 G'S LETS CALL HER "DENNISSE" BECAUSE THATS HER NAME. SO YEAH SHORTY MARRIED A CHINESE DUDE, WHO WANTED HIS CITIZENSHIP OR WHATEVER, SHE GOT MAJOR PAPER TO MARRIED SOME GUY, STRICTLY ON PAPER, SHE DIDNT HAVE TO SIT ON HIS SINGAPORE NOODLE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. THAT SHIT HAS TO BE ILLEGAL...ANYWAY MOVING ON, IM NOT EVEN GONNA SAY "YA HEARD" ANYMORE, IMA SAY "YERD" ITS SHORTER AND MORE CONVENIENT, YERD? IM FOCUSED MAN TELL JEAN TO HOLLA @ ME MAAAAAAN (YOU LIKE HOW I USED THE "@" INSTEAD OF SAYING "AT") THATS CUZ IM TOO ADVANCED FOR YOU NIGGAS, IM LIVING IN 2010 RIGHT NOW. AIGHT IM OUT, I GOT A BABY BOTTLE IN THE FRIDGE IM ABOUT TO START SIPPIN ON SOME SYZURP. ONCE AGAIN SHOUT OUT TO LONEWOLF AKA THE HEARTBREAK KID YERD?! CHECK ME OUT ON YOUR BLOCK, ILL BE THERE SLINGIN PROZAC TO 11 YEAR OLDS.

JOSE MILLIONES
IN SPANISH
JOEY MILLIONS
IN ENGLISH
MLBTEAM'03
9:58 pm
DUTTY COCK
YO MAN, I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON, I JUST DOWNLOADED A NEW SEAN PAUL SONG...I HONESTLY THINK SEAN PAUL WAS SITTING IN HIS JAMAICAN ESTATE DRINKING COGNAC AND SMOKING WEED, WATCHING HIMSELF ON TV AND HE WAS LIKE "YO IM SO FUCKIN HOT RIGHT NOW, 50'S ON MY DICK, BEYONCE'S ON MY DICK, FUCK THAT, THE NEXT SONG I DO IM GONNA MAKE UP A NONSENSICAL HOOK AND I BET YOU IT'LL BE FUCKING FIRE"...AND THEN HIS MANAGER WAS LIKE "YEAH AIGHT NIGGA YOU GOT YOURSELF A BET" AND HE DID IT, AND ITS HOT...SEAN PAUL - RUN DI WORLD...DOWNLOAD AND YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT, YA HEARD? ALSO CHECK OUT MY MAN LONEWOLF AKA JPCEE. YO HIFIART.COM IS CORNY, (BY THE WAY THAT PHOTO IS FROM THE BRONX NOT BROOKLYN YOU FUCKING IDIOTS). HAHA, EVERYONE LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY.

DUECE
J.MILLION$
MR. MEROE*
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